Bits and Bites
Why are dogs such bad dancers?
They have two left feet.
What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?
A terrified postman!
If you take your dog downtown, where should you leave him?
In a barking lot.
What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than it's bite!
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet!
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why do dogs wag their tails?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What is the dogs favorite city?
What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
He stole the show!
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